1. "Talk to this guy about port. He'll eat your ear off it." - Phill, speaking emphatically of Mark.
2. "No amount of lipstick is ever going to make the patriarchy comfortable with the words coming out of your mouth, if you've an ounce of courage, or ambition, or anger." - Laurie Penny, "Unspeakble Things", p 36.
3. "Swagzilla and the Funky Bunch" - band name? Trivia team name? You decide.
4. "You could jazz it up with a few well-placed accessories." - Stu. Nailing fashion.
5. "Life rains sometimes." - Ellie wisdom. Undeniable.