i may be single for the rest of my life, but if by some freak accident i'm not, i would accept someone who meets the following requirements:
whoever i end up with, and i'll be surprised if i marry them but who knows, they will somehow find me charming. despite everything. all this.
they will, obviously, have a sense of humour. otherwise we'll never last.
failing all these options i will marry chace crawford, no worries.